Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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