How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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