dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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