CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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