i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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