suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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