Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Actions speak louder than pants.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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