don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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