Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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