Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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