if i can run in heels then i can drive
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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