; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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