proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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