is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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