Dual....:-)
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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