Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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