People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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