The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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this will be a night to untag.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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