No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm just crazy horny about you
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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