I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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