She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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