You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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