Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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