Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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