If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When did angry sex become our thing?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
