It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Come back. Shots need mouths.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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