Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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