Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.

(440): View more from Ohio

I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl

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(786): View more from Florida

hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

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(315): View more from New York

I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.

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(850): View more from Florida

There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.

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