The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.