Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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