Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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