it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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