im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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