I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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