who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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