Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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