party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
