we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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