haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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