Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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