Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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