so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You work out of a Hotel?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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