she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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