her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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