just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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