It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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