Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I got inside last night via doggy door
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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