This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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