i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Randomize
