Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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