69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Say something about gay babies.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I am available for nakedness
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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