Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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