she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize