he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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