yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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